04
Nov

Settle down everyone. Last night just proved two things… 1) Obama will be re-elected, and 2) It’s just going to take a lot of midgets.

Look, we’re living the Star Wars trilogy right now. In 2008, we had “A New Hope.” In 2010, the Empire struck back. Which just means, in 2012, we’re going to see the Return of the Jedi, which is awesome, but it also means we’re going to be knee-deep in Ewoks by the Iowa caucuses.



- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/getoffthecross/a-centrist-democratic-age_b_777955_66053040.html